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Dachshund Rules as Told By The Tails of Vinnie and Bella

The_tails_of_vinnie_and_bella is an Instagram account featuring Vinnie, a one-year-old longhaired silver dapple, and Isabella, a one-year-old longhaired miniature chocolate cream.

Learn six rules/lessons from them.

1. “Any seat that gets you closer to the food is fair game. Regardless if the seat is taken already or not.”

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2. “A squished face = comfy place. If being squished gets me a better view of outside and a butt/back rub, …. A girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.”

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3. “Rules to claiming furniture. First, eye contact is important. Second, you must put a firm paw down and not give up. Third, you must show your human you mean business. And forth, above all do not share your spot with your big brother – he can find his own.”

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4. “When doing tricks always act like a lady. One paw up ladies!” 

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5. “studying = laying on book. I help mom study by reminding her of how cute I am!”

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6. “Walks= Stroller rides. Which means I get to sit back, relax, sniff the air, and bark at everything while mom does all”

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